In his calculated unnatural, ‘look at the camera here’ mea culpa today – Tiger Woods proved he’s better off staying quiet and swinging his club.  His mom sat in the front row with her arms crossed and head down for much of his monologue. I agree mom.

His apology was as sincere as his marriage. He said he wouldn’t discuss if he and Elin were together or not, but continually referred to her as his wife.  He talked about his educational foundation, how it’s helped ‘millions of children’ – and said he’s still dedicated to make sure that continues. Continues, how?  He was effective before by getting his ego off seducing and using women. Now what’s he going to do to… …play golf?  Please that’s his side job. Most precious was his comment how he nobly kept his wife and kids separate from endorsements and business dealings. Obviously, like his entire family could fit in one queen sized bed.

In the end, give the guy props for saying I’m sorry. But to end the press conference with an extended hug with his mom says one thing.  He’s still willing to use any woman around him.

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